You’re all winding down around the fire after a long day. The Dutch ovens have been sitting in the embers for hours and a heavenly aroma is coming out of them.  "What’s for dinner?” you ask.
 

“Calico Beans!” the cook calls back.  “Oh, by the way, I think some of the beans were past their expiration date; probably harmless.”

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Start getting limbered up because shortly after dinner starts, you know the fart contests are about to kick off!